Hand Jobs
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we like it louder
Nov 4
Billy Hargrove/Eddie Munson
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Sex on a CarRecreational Drug UseOral SexHand JobsCar Sex
Billy and Eddie do business in the fall of 1984.
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no language but a cry
Jul 16
Daimler/Leopold
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Explicit Sexual ContentSexual Assaultnonconsensual druggingHand JobsCryingVirginitySexual CoercionNosebleedsVictorian Sexual BaggageAnal FingeringAnal SexDick too bigPainful SexFaintingHurt/No ComfortHumiliating Noncon Praise
Leo allows himself to be escorted home, rather than jumping. Daimler puts the young prince to bed.
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adoration of the earth
Aug 3
Julian Craster/Boris Lermontov
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Background canon pairingsCanon DivergenceFirst TimesDrunk SexHate SexFace SlappingCar SexHand JobsPower ImbalanceSadomasochismManhandling
In Monte Carlo, Lermontov aims to turn Craster’s head. It works out differently than intended.
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bought and sold and bought again
Mar 27
Francis Crozier/Thomas Jopson
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TopsonCock & Ball Torturedick steppingUniform KinkAlternate Universe - Some People Live/Not Everybody DiesHand JobsBoot Worship
Back in England, Jopson and Crozier invent new formalities for themselves.
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in praise of venus
Feb 14
Mark Antony/Julius Caesar
Mature
No Archive Warnings Apply
Pre-CanonInjury RecoveryLoyaltyHand Jobs
In Gaul, Antony makes a lucky escape; Caesar comes to his bedside to offer a commendation.
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sour herb of grace
Feb 13
Prince Hal (Shakespeare)/Henry IV
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Hanahaki DiseaseConsent IssuesBody HorrorBathing/WashingFather/Son IncestPast Henry IV/Richard IIUnrequited LustGuiltHand JobsDead Dove: Do Not EatUnfortunate Family Resemblances
Tomorrow, then, Hal comes again. Satisfaction is not requital, and once is not enough.
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a progressive vice
Feb 9
James Fitzjames/Stephen S. Stanley
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Medical KinkBDSM SceneConsensual KinkVerbal HumiliationMedical ExaminationHand Jobs
Dr. Stephen Stanley has uncovered a case of self-abuse on Erebus. Heroic measures must be taken!
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la sauteuse
Nov 24
William Gibson/Cornelius Hickey
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Episode: s01e05 A MercyCarnivale - FreeformCrossdressingEx SexDancingHand Jobs
Cornelius opts for a different look at Carnivale. Billy is appreciative.
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your hearts and your pocketbooks
Mar 3
Eli Sunday/Original Male Character(s)
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Eli has been spreading the Lord’s word far and wide. He has many admirers.
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Serpentello
Dec 25
Wolf Hall Series - Hilary Mantel
Henry VIII of England/Thomas Cromwell
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Spóglia: a spoiling, a robbing, a stripping. Also a raiment, a clothing or weede. Also a mans mortall vaile or bodie. Also the skinne that any Serpent or Snake leaues off. Also a coffin of paste made for a Pie, a Tarte, or a Custard. Also any pillage, praie, bootie, prize, reprisall or spoile taken from an enemie. Also the outward skinne of any thing.
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Shadow Games
Sep 5
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson
Edward Hyde/Dr. Henry Jekyll
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Hand JobsEdgingClass IssuesAge DifferencesConsent IssuesDoppelganger DubconAdditional Warnings Apply
An unpublished footnote in the history of Henry Jekyll.
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come, draw your peg, my rum one
Aug 27
Cornelius Hickey/Sgt Solomon Tozer
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Tozer struggles to impart some discipline to one Mr. Hickey.
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such prigging tricks
Feb 15
Harry D. S. Goodsir/Cornelius Hickey
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Pre-CanonCruisingRobberyHand JobsSemi-Public Sex
In a public street, Goodsir gazes at another man with a less-than-scientific eye and gets more than he bargains for.
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Peril & Hazard
Oct 31
Cornelius Hickey/Commander James Fitzjames
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Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceEstablished RelationshipPost-S01E04Hand Jobs
An Erebite and a Terror confer over their grievances
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ballad of the self-loading pistol
Apr 21
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
Harry Longabaugh | Sundance Kid/Robert Parker | Butch Cassidy
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Injured SexClothed SexFrottageMild Hurt/ComfortHand Jobs
It figures he’d find him like this.
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just another tramp of hearts
Feb 14
Finn/Kylo Ren
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Enemies to Friends to LoversHand JobsPraise Kink
Finn and Ben fit together.
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well i suppose a friend is a friend
Feb 14
Holden Ford/Edmund Kemper
Mature
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Size DifferenceFrottageHand JobsConfessionsCrimeReferences To Canon Suicide Attempt
Sometimes, honesty really is the best policy, especially if you’re on tape.
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Three Ways Of Playing A Chorus
Dec 25
Tom Ripley/Dickie GreenleafTom Ripley/Peter Smith-Kingsley
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Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
SnowIdentity TroubleLove PolygonsHand JobsRough SexCanon-Typical MurderAdditional Warnings Apply
Tom is snowed in at Cortina with Dickie and Marge and Peter and Freddie. Sometimes he’s really a very lucky boy.
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O Sweet Price
Oct 31
Roland Deschain/Walter Padick
Mature
No Archive Warnings Apply
Alternate Universe - WesternUndeadHand JobsExtra Treat
Roland trades a few words with a dead man.
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No Joy
Dec 24
Jack Vincennes/Ed Exley
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Hand JobsCar SexImplied RelationshipsYulepornYuletide Treat
Exley and Vincennes are simpatico, sometimes.
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stay in school ('cause it's the best)
Sep 14
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
Harry Osborn/Lex Luthor
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Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Weird Sex CrossoversOffice SexDaddy IssuesPre-CanonHand Jobs
Teenage dirtbag malcontent heirs, like ships that pass in the night.
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what'll i do (when i don't have you)
Apr 24
Matt Murdock/Franklin "Foggy" Nelson
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ResentmentHand JobsOffice SexPost-Break UpPost-Nelson & MurdockSeason/Series 02Plot What Plot/Porn Without PlotBad Idea Sex
So maybe Matt signed up for this, but Foggy sure didn’t — this thing that’s eating his friend alive. Matt’s back is to the wall, and Foggy is very very close, daring Matt to hit him maybe or wanting the scene to dissolve into something else — into Matt’s arm snaked through his, maybe. Something from before.
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Matt’s just there to pick up his things, and Foggy’s about ready to wrap their collaboration up for good. Things go a little sideways for both of them.
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Human Behavior
Jun 3
Nathan Bateman/Caleb Smith
Explicit
Rape/Non-Con
RoughhousingExtremely Dubious ConsentInappropriate ErectionsPWPHand Jobs
Nathan is there in the kitchen, waiting for him, unwrapping his hands.
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ties that bind, knots that fail
Jun 24
Ethan Chandler/Victor Frankenstein
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Ethan Chandler lends a hand in a matter that falls outside Victor’s medical expertise.
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Perilous Beasts
Mar 30
Duke of Aumerle/Richard II
Mature
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Hand JobsHand Feeding(Separately Not Together)mild orgasm denialDiscussion Of CollaringMildly Offputting Hunting ImageryNo Actual Hunting
Two kinsmen make an auspicious start to a hunting trip by avoiding their relatives and having sex in tents. (They’re very nice tents, though.)
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Erring Stars
Jan 11
Doctor Faustus - Christopher Marlowe
John Faustus/Mephistopheles
Mature
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Consent IssuesNon-Explicit SexTheological QuestionsHand Jobs
Faustus has a number of persistent questions, chiefly concerning sex in Heaven.