Obnoxious Teen Heroes
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you'll have to excuse me / i know it's so off
May 9
Achilles/Patroclus
Teen And Up Audiences
No Archive Warnings Apply
Pre-CanonUnsexy TeasingSharing a BedGross SnugglingMild Sexual ContentObnoxious Teen Heroes
“You have hairier feet than a satyr.”
“Don’t be an idiot, Achilles, they’ve got hooves.”
“Hairier than a satyr’s ass, then. And they stink.”